After I got invited by friends to come to Toronto Pride, I figured I might as well go for the gusto and make this a full-on excursion. We booked Montreal for a week, Ottawa for a few days, and then another week in Toronto.
The East Coast has a LOT to offer; by the end of this trip, I was in a full on quarter-life crisis about where I should be living.
I have a lot to gush about, so let's just focus on one city at a time.
A RECIPE FOR EAST COAST DEBAUCHERY
the bare necessities
- Westjet Airlines - I'm a dedicated fan of these guys. They come out with seat sales ALL the time, especially in the Eastern provinces. I flew from Ottawa to Toronto for $80... All taxes in!
- VRBO (Vacation Rentals by Owner) - Just like the name says, it's rentals by the owner. We'll get into more details about this in a moment...
- VIA Rail Canada - This train is super relaxing, and super cheap. I got from Montreal to Ottawa in 2 hours for $35. Up that price a few more dollars and you're high rollin' in first class.
the magic makers
- Insatiable hunger and thirst for wine - Toronto and Montreal are culinary capitals in this country. Don't even think about going on vacation to these places on a diet.
- A no-holds barred approach to meeting new people. This will be the deciding factor on whether you want to feel like a tourist, or a local.
- Plans kept to a minimum, with the exception of how you are getting from city to city, and your accommodation. See above ^
FIRST DESTINATION - MONTREAL
As a bona fide Europe lover, this city called to me from across the country. After years of hearing about a magical land where cheese curds fell from the sky and "dark & handsome's" roamed the streets, it was clear this was my kind of city.
My friends and I went through VRBO to rent an apartment. I WOULD RECOMMEND THIS OVER A HOTEL, ANY DAY. Guidelines to follow are to always make sure you are close to a metro station, and if you are fortunate enough to have friends in the area, ask them if it's a good spot to be staying in.
Our apartment was MASSIVE - for Vancouverites used to living in a shoebox, it's guaranteed the spacious layouts Montreal apartments have to offer will please you as much as it pleased me. For a week, it cost $750, all in. Here's Cammy taking in the sights and sounds of our little street ;)
Not the greatest representation of this place, but I took this on the couch after a long night in the very lively streets of Montreal. Note the beer bottle.
While we did have plenty of great times in the apartment, that was only the tip of the iceberg for what this city had to offer.
MUST-GO PLACES OF THE CULINARY & BOOZY VARIETY
1. One of our first stops was at a place called La Distillerie near St Denis (an AMAZING street that everyone needs to spend some time on). Walls as black as tar, and a "cozy" setting that will make you acquainted with your neighbor, whether you like it or not. While this may sound like your average pub, there was one thing that set it apart:
Les allongés(14 oz ou pot masson)
These are not your average drinks. We are talking full-on heaven in a 14 oz mason jar. The menu is so extensive, it'll make you go cross eyed. They're a perfect quencher to Montreal's heavy duty heat.
After you've had good times in a jar from La Distillerie, I'd suggest hitting up a Vietnamese sub spot nearby called Vua (1579, rue St-Denis). This is a cheap and cheerful meal after you've likely spent a good portion of your day's budget at the previous spot.
2. It's indisputable that the #1 food talked about in Montreal is poutine, and understandably so. I was privy to try poutine like I've never had in my life, at Macaroni Bar.
TWO WORDS: GNOCCHI POUTINE.
4 years of pescetarian living went out the window at this place, all in the name of gnocchi poutine. This dish is melt in your mouth goodness, fresh out of the oven. The gravy is incredibly flavorful and the St. Guillaume cheese is to die for. It's a small enough portion that you won't feel like keeling over afterward. The restaurant is very modern and high energy, located near Avenue du Mont Royal. That street is packed full of cafe's and lounges, so it's a great area to walk off the gorge-fest that will undoubtedly happen at Macaroni Bar.
3. The Old Port in Montreal will make you feel like you've been teleported to Europe. It also is the home of MANY incredible restaurants. The honorable mention of this neighborhood would have to be L'Assomoir on Notre-Dame Ouest.
This place takes food and beverage to a new level, with a 400+ drink menu and food platters fit for a king.. No, make that 5 kings. The platters are MASSIVE.
- Custom-made cheese platter (yes, you choose your own cheese from a large variety that they have in-house).
- GLUTTONY PLATTER. Obviously not the real name of this thing, but it should've been. Roasted potatoes, prawns, chicken, beef, salad, and a medley of roasted carrots and various squash. GOOD GOD!
- A raspberry puree & vodka martini with a basil leaf and cracked pepper.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Resto la Banquise - This was literally my first destination after checking in to the apartment. This restaurant has so many variations of poutine, it'll make your head spin. I gorged on my veggie poutine so fast, there was no way of getting a picture. This is a MUST GO.
L'Express - My friend Eddie took me to this restaurant to show me proper French food. It did not disappoint. I literally felt like I was transported to Paris. This place will be a lot more fun to go to if you have someone that speaks French with you. Brace yourself for some serious deliciousness.
WHEN IN MONTREAL...
1. The Tam Tams are a hippie-esque hangout every Sunday during the summer in Mount Royal Park. You'll literally feel the bass from the drums - the circle is composed of dozens of people just... hittin' the bongos!
For those of you who are not bongo-enthusiasts, it's a great place to crack a beer/wine and have a picnic. It's the perfect place for people watching, catching some rays, and basically feeling utterly relaxed.
2.
The Village - This is what I'd call the "equivalent" of Davie Street in Vancouver... Except there is no comparison. This street is almost like a mini-Vegas; I can't say whether it's busier during the day or at night. It's the home to some of the craziest bars I've ever been to; for example, Sky Lounge, a 5-room club with a different music genre in each room, and a massive rooftop patio with hot tubs, is located on this street.
It's a great spot to cruise around during the day. Take advantage of the many terrasses (aka patio - they don't say patio in Montreal, I quickly learned). However, I'd say it's an even better spot at night. There is so much energy down this street, and people are so friendly.
3. Notre Dame & Old Montreal -
I made a brief mention of the Old Port earlier; this area is full of beautiful architecture. My friend Cameron and I went to Notre Dame church, which was overwhelmingly beautiful. Whether you're a church goer or not, it is absolutely worth seeing, and only $5 for admission and a tour. 
Aside from the Notre Dame, this area is packed full of boutiques and delicious restaurants. You can also go during the day and walk along the boardwalk beside the St. Lawrence River, while people go by on paddleboats through the canals in the Old Port behind you.
AN HONORABLE MENTION:
- Picnic Electronik: I did not get to go to this festival... But it is LEGENDARY! For electronic music fans, this is basically an outdoor party that lasts all day until about 9 PM. From there, rumor has it many a loft party spawn from that...
THE BEST PART OF MONTREAL
Hands down, the best part about Montreal is the people. If you go in with an open mind and are ready to meet people, you will be fully embraced. Your experience will be heightened much more than it could be with a tour group or a brochure. Just be willing to start conversation and try new things. People that live in Montreal will be just as excited to meet you!
A big thank you to our many hosts in Montreal that made the trip so special...
Soundtrack to Montreal:
TO BE CONTINUED....
Awesome! Thinking about going back to MTL now, havent been in years. Gnocchi poutine?! Hell yaaaa!
ReplyDeleteit's an incredible place! definitey one of my favorite cities i have ever been to now.
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